14 Things You Should Know by Now

1. That the words"easy" and "weight loss" do not belong in the same sentence.
2. That when someone asks whether they look OK, the only acceptable answer is yes.
3. That you can fight with your boss ... but you cant win.
4. That those people on TV whose lives always look so effortlessly great? Theyre not real.
5. That you should never, ever feel self-conscious in bed- even with the lights on.
6. That there is very little in life that cant be undone.
7. That please and thank you actually are magic words.
8. That you may not always find true love, and you definitely wont always have awesome sex. But you can always get a great massage.
9. That its not worth trying to make spaghetti sauce that tastes better than the stuff in aisle 3.
10. That sitting quietly by yourself is doing something.
11. That (a) models have cellulite too, and (b) 99% of men couldnt care less about it. Why should you?
12. That if he really loves you, he`ll be good to you.
13. That if your capable of being happy "someday," your capable of being happy right now.
14. That you know what to do. You may just be scared to do it. (But dont let that stop you!)